March 2012
#if for some fucked up reason zooey deschanel is cast as annie cresta in catching fire i will QUIT THESE MOVIES
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
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February 2012
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“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– (via thechocolatebrigade)
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Every day Im tumblin'
My perfect Leap Day was just disterbed by my parental unit coming home from work. I was under the impression I would have the house all to myself for a solid 8 hours. Apparently not…
You can see my dash scrolling in my glasses. Bwah. Oh boy, am I hilarious.
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Earlier, at the Polynesian.
Me: I love how vast this place is. Look. Everything the light touches is the Walt Disney World Resort.
Friend: What's that shadowy place?
Other friend: That is Universal Studios. You must never go there.
I'm hilarious
masterfromcatering:
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I really want ice cream…But I also really want a mudslide. Ice cream and the drive through daiquiri is next door to each other. HOWEVER…they are a whole drive away from me, now. Hrm…I dont think Im going to get my ice cream. [#firstworldproblems]
“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot (From, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide)
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